Series of Unfortunate Events Bad Beginning (#1) by Lemony Snicket
Dear Reader,
I'm sorry to say that the book you are holding in your hands is extremely unpleasant. It tells an unhappy tale about three very unlicky children. Even though they are charming and clever, the Bauldelaire sibilings lead lives filled with misery and woe. From the very first page of this book, when the children are at the each and receive terrible news, continuing on through the entire story, disaster lurksat their heels. One might say they are magnets for misfortune.
In this short book alone, the three youngsters encounter a greedy and repulsive villain, itchy clothing, a disastous fire, a plot to steal their fortune., and cold porridge for breakfast.
It is my sad duty to write down these unpleasant tales, but there is nothing stopping you from putting this book down at once and reading something happy, if you prefer that sort of thing.
With all due respect,
Lemony Snicket
Dear Reader,
I'm sorry to say that the book you are holding in your hands is extremely unpleasant. It tells an unhappy tale about three very unlicky children. Even though they are charming and clever, the Bauldelaire sibilings lead lives filled with misery and woe. From the very first page of this book, when the children are at the each and receive terrible news, continuing on through the entire story, disaster lurksat their heels. One might say they are magnets for misfortune.
In this short book alone, the three youngsters encounter a greedy and repulsive villain, itchy clothing, a disastous fire, a plot to steal their fortune., and cold porridge for breakfast.
It is my sad duty to write down these unpleasant tales, but there is nothing stopping you from putting this book down at once and reading something happy, if you prefer that sort of thing.
With all due respect,
Lemony Snicket
Dear Reader,
I'm sorry to say that the book you are holding in your hands is extremely unpleasant. It tells an unhappy tale about three very unlicky children. Even though they are charming and clever, the Bauldelaire sibilings lead lives filled with misery and woe. From the very first page of this book, when the children are at the each and receive terrible news, continuing on through the entire story, disaster lurksat their heels. One might say they are magnets for misfortune.
In this short book alone, the three youngsters encounter a greedy and repulsive villain, itchy clothing, a disastous fire, a plot to steal their fortune., and cold porridge for breakfast.
It is my sad duty to write down these unpleasant tales, but there is nothing stopping you from putting this book down at once and reading something happy, if you prefer that sort of thing.
With all due respect,
Lemony Snicket
Condition: Like NEW
Style: Hardback w/dust jacket
Age: 9-12
Series title: A Series of Unfortunate Events
Series books in order: 1. The Bad beginning, 2. Reptile Room, 3. Wide Window, 4. Miserable Mill, 5. Austere Academy, 6. Erstatz Elevator, 7. Vile Village, 8. Hostile Hospital, 9. The Carnivorous Carnival, 10. Slippery Slope, 11. Grim Grotto, 12. The Penultimate Peril, 13. The End
