A series of Unfortunate Events The Austere Academy (#5) by Lemony Snicket
Dear Reader,
If you are looking for a story about cheerful youngsters spending a jolly time at boarding school, look else where. Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire are intelligent and resourceful children, and you might expect that they would do very well at school. Don't. For the Baudelaires, school turns out to be another miserable episode in their unlucky lives.
Truth be told, within the chapters that make up this dreadful story, the children will face snapping crabs, strict punishments, dripping fungus, comprehensive exams, violin recitals, S.O.R.E., and the metric system.
It is my solemn duty to stay up all night researching and writing the history of these three hapless youngersters, and you may be more comfortable getting a good night's sleep. In that case, you should probably choose some other book.
With all due respect,
Lemony Snicket
Dear Reader,
If you are looking for a story about cheerful youngsters spending a jolly time at boarding school, look else where. Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire are intelligent and resourceful children, and you might expect that they would do very well at school. Don't. For the Baudelaires, school turns out to be another miserable episode in their unlucky lives.
Truth be told, within the chapters that make up this dreadful story, the children will face snapping crabs, strict punishments, dripping fungus, comprehensive exams, violin recitals, S.O.R.E., and the metric system.
It is my solemn duty to stay up all night researching and writing the history of these three hapless youngersters, and you may be more comfortable getting a good night's sleep. In that case, you should probably choose some other book.
With all due respect,
Lemony Snicket
Dear Reader,
If you are looking for a story about cheerful youngsters spending a jolly time at boarding school, look else where. Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire are intelligent and resourceful children, and you might expect that they would do very well at school. Don't. For the Baudelaires, school turns out to be another miserable episode in their unlucky lives.
Truth be told, within the chapters that make up this dreadful story, the children will face snapping crabs, strict punishments, dripping fungus, comprehensive exams, violin recitals, S.O.R.E., and the metric system.
It is my solemn duty to stay up all night researching and writing the history of these three hapless youngersters, and you may be more comfortable getting a good night's sleep. In that case, you should probably choose some other book.
With all due respect,
Lemony Snicket
Condition: Gently Loved
Imperfections: Wear and tear on the cover,
Style: hardback
Genre: Fiction
Age: 8-12
Series title: A Series of Unfortunate Events
Series books in order: 1. Bad Beginning, 2. Reptile Room, 3. Wide Window, 4. Miserable Mill, 5. Ausetre Academy, 6. Erstatz Elevator, 7. Vile Village, 8. Hostile Hospital, 9. Carnivorous Carnival, 10. Slippery Slope, 11. Grim Grotto, 12. The Penultimate Peril, 13. The End,
